Frequently Summoned Questions
❓Is this a real store or just a goblin’s prank?
Yes, it’s real.
You’re not hallucinating (unless you've been nibbling elf caps again). Lair of Mythics is a legitimate shop offering mythical creature collectibles, enchanted oddities, and supernatural-inspired decor. No trickery. Probably.
📦 How long does shipping take?
Stocked items ship within 1–3 business days and usually arrive in 3–7 days (U.S. only). Vault items require 5–10 business days to craft before shipping.
If your parcel takes longer, it may have wandered through the Bermuda Triangle.
💸 What payment methods do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express, PayPal, and Apple Pay.
Goblin gold isn’t accepted yet… but we’re watching the market.
🔁 What’s your return policy?
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Damaged or Incorrect Relics
If your treasure arrives cracked, cursed in transit, or not the item you summoned, contact us within 7 days with photos and we’ll send a replacement or a full refund (we cover the shipping). -
Change of Mind Returns
If the forest spirits whispered regret into your ear, you may return an unused relic within 7 days in its original condition. You’ll cover the return shipping, and a 10% restocking tribute must be paid to the goblin clerks of the vault. -
Non-Returnable Relics
Some items cannot be banished back to the lair: print-on-demand conjurings (Mythic Vault items), gift cards, and clearance artifacts. -
How to Begin the Ritual
Email us at LairOfMythics@gmail.com with your order number (and photos if damaged). The return portal will open, and once the relic is inspected, your refund will be issued to the same payment method. Note: courier costs for crossing realms are non-refundable.
🧚 Can I submit a sighting or mythical tale?
Yes! We welcome strange encounters, cryptid sightings, and folklore from every corner of the realm.
Send us your blurry photos, mysterious footprints, or family legends — the wilder the better. Use the contact scroll on our site or email us directly, and your tale may join the archives of the Lair.
📖 Are your blog posts real history or made up?
Yes.
We blend folklore, eyewitness reports, historical hoaxes, and speculative nonsense with great enthusiasm and a dash of sarcasm. Think of it as mythic journalism.
🐲 Do you sell live dragons?
Not anymore.
Turns out, insurance doesn’t cover “scorched porch.” But you’ll find dragon plushies, wall art, and artifacts that definitely smell faintly of sulfur.
🗝️ Do you include anything extra in orders?
The Lair is known to slip curios into the hands of its patrons. Sometimes it’s a simple mark of initiation. Sometimes it’s something sealed and stranger. On rare occasions, fragments from the Vault itself escape into the package.
We do not publish thresholds or guarantees. The Keepers decide what passes through. The only constant is this: the deeper you summon, the more the Lair is willing to reveal.
📬 How can I be notified of new drops and weird stuff?
Sign up for our email list, and a raven will deliver scrolls to your inbox. Or follow us on Instagram and X—we post sightings, releases, and general magical mayhem.
🧠 Who runs this place?
The Lair is tended by humans… probably. By night we’re caretakers of folklore, bound to shadowed halls and candlelit myths. By day, goblins sneak espresso shots, gremlins tinker with shipping labels, and Mothman handles the internship paperwork.
Somewhere between the occult and the absurd, that’s where you’ll find us.