The Dragon Stirs… the Vault Awakens. The Dragon Stirs… the Vault Awakens. The Dragon Stirs… The Dragon Stirs… the Vault Awakens. the Vault Awakens.
🛑 10/10/25 – STATUS: Halt, Traveler!

The gates of the Lair remain closed. Yes, cursed relics and oddities may be appearing on the shelves, but nothing is shipping out yet. We’re still negotiating with courier imps, appeasing the dragon inspectors, and teaching the goblins how to tape boxes. 🐉📦

Until the vault truly opens, look but do not summon. Want to be the first when the wards break? Add your name to the scroll (email list) or follow us on TikTok, Instagram & X before the sprites hex your signal. 🦄🔮🕷️

⚔️ Whispers from the Lair

The Lair is not bound by trade alone. At times it yields more than was summoned — a token, a sealed word, a fragment never meant for ordinary hands. Nothing is promised. Only whispered.