🛑 8/17/25 – STATUS: Not Open. Why? Because the goblins are still alphabetizing the curses and the dragon union’s on strike. 🐉🔥But the gates of the Lair will creak open soon—probably with ominous chanting. Want to be first in line for cursed relics and questionable decisions? Join the scroll list (email) or follow us on TikTok Instagram & X before the fairies hex your Wi-Fi. 🦄📜🕷️