Bigfoot #2 Evidence – The Log No One Saw Fall in the Woods

Straight from the shadowy forests of the Pacific Northwest, here lies the evidence cryptid hunters have been chasing for decades: a genuine* sample of Bigfoot scat.

(*Okay, maybe it’s putty… but don’t tell the skeptics.)

This gooey, squishy “field sample” isn’t just toy putty—it’s your chance to handle the mysterious leftovers of the world’s greatest hide-and-seek champion. Mold it, stretch it, or present it in court as Exhibit A against your doubting friends. Perfect for pranksters, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever wondered, “But what does Bigfoot eat?”

Researchers claim Sasquatch’s menu includes berries, moss, stolen granola bars… and, surprisingly, the occasional unicorn. (Turns out they’re a lot easier to catch than we're led to believe.)

Features:

• 2.4 oz of cryptozoological “evidence” (a.k.a. endlessly squishy play putty).

• Packed with lore — rumored to contain traces of berries, moss, granola, and glittery unicorn residue.

• Ideal gag gift for skeptics, true believers, and cryptid collectors.

• Ages 5+ (because younger field researchers might still think scat belongs on the carpet).

Whether you’re building your own Sasquatch museum, adding to your cryptid curiosity cabinet, or just looking for the weirdest stocking stuffer on Earth, Bigfoot Scat is the #1 way to get your hands dirty with cryptid lore.