UFO Cow Abduction Kit – Lights, Sound, and Moo-ving Evidence

Since the 1960s, ranchers have whispered about strange lights in the sky and cattle vanishing under mysterious circumstances. Was it cults? Government experiments? Or aliens with a taste for beef? Now you don’t need to camp out in Roswell to witness the phenomenon—because the UFO Cow Abduction Kit brings the conspiracy right to your desk.

This hilarious set features a flying saucer with lights and sound effects, a miniature cow, and a booklet of “classified” chronicles documenting the extraterrestrial bovine crisis. Switch it on and watch as the tractor beam shines down on your unlucky cow—proof at last that aliens aren’t just probing humans.

Perfect for UFO believers, conspiracy buffs, or anyone who wants their office décor to scream “the truth is out there (and it’s taking your livestock).”