“Warning: Don’t Piss Off the Fairies” Metal Sign

“Warning: Don’t Piss Off the Fairies” Metal Sign – Vintage Garden / Wall Decor for Whimsical Souls & Fae Believers

Add a little sass to your sanctuary with this “Don’t Piss Off the Fairies” Metal Sign—a must-have for anyone who knows better than to cross the fae. With distressed edges and playful fairy silhouettes, this vintage-style plaque blends enchantment with attitude, making it perfect for garden gates, fairy doors, porches, craft rooms, or witchy wall decor.

Crafted from durable tin with weathered effects, it’s both stylish and strong enough to ward off bad vibes (and rude guests).

🧚 Features:

• Whimsical Design – Bold lettering with fairy silhouettes and mushroom accents

• Distressed Look – Rusted edges and vintage wear add charm and character

• Durable Tin Build – Lightweight, weather-resistant, and pre-drilled for easy hanging

• Conversation Starter – Funny, magical, and a little threatening—just how the fairies like it

📏 Size:

• Approx. 8" × 12" (20 cm × 30 cm)

• Material: Metal/tin

• Mounting: Pre-drilled holes for nails, screws, or twine

Perfect for fae fans, cottagecore enthusiasts, and anyone who understands that fairies may be tiny—but their vengeance is legendary.